1 00:00:02,470 --> 00:00:04,171 [Dark Priest laughing] 2 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:06,039 [groaning] 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,209 DARK PRIEST: Oh, dark spirits! 4 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,844 My hands are your hands. 5 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:13,047 Spill this blood 6 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:16,484 so the blood may bleed on my hands 7 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:19,353 and make them bloody. 8 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:20,853 - [groans] - This guy is 9 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,256 obsessed with blood. 10 00:00:22,257 --> 00:00:23,756 Oh, yeah, we used to live together. 11 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:25,158 It was all he ever talked about. 12 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:26,959 Wait, did you finally get your own place? 13 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,429 Yeah, after we sacrifice this virgin, you should come see it. 14 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:30,531 But I'm not a virgin. 15 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,031 It doesn't really matter. 16 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,702 Blood, blood, blood! 17 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,904 Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood... 18 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,206 This guy is obsessed with blood. 19 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:41,137 We all love spilling it, but I bet he's 20 00:00:41,138 --> 00:00:43,143 long gone when it comes time to clean it up. 21 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,546 I don't know, I-I think he's very scary. 22 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,215 [sniffs, retches] Gilius! 23 00:00:47,216 --> 00:00:49,549 Smells like a swamp rat perished in your beard. 24 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:51,051 It's a regular rat. 25 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,721 I'm going to use its bones to pick locks. 26 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:55,489 What locks? We're outside. 27 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:56,924 Ha! Spoken like a man 28 00:00:56,925 --> 00:00:58,558 who's never been to a forbidden garden. 29 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,992 - No, that's forbidden. - [woman screams] 30 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,894 Focus. We have a possible virgin to save. 31 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,430 What's the plan, Ax? 32 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:05,898 What if we throw Gilius into the bonfire 33 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,734 and then attack in the chaos? 34 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:10,070 Oh! That's what we always do. 35 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:12,072 Because you're impervious to fire. 36 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,607 It still burns my clothes. 37 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,997 And the sparks fly up and cause a distraction. 38 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,579 I'm getting distracted just thinking about it. 39 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,822 What if we sneak up behind the skeletons, 40 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:23,251 steal their unholy robes, then free the girl 41 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:26,154 and brutally massacre everyone on our way out? 42 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:28,622 Hmm. I like the part about the brutal massacre. 43 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:31,325 - [wind blowing] - The wind, it's shifting. 44 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:34,262 We should kill them before they smell Gilius's stench. 45 00:01:34,263 --> 00:01:36,028 They shouldn't have to suffer twice. 46 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,349 Tyris, they're skeletons. 47 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:38,766 They don't even have noses. 48 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,668 Yeah. Also, how do they see? 49 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,136 They have no eyes. 50 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,904 What holds the bones together? 51 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:45,272 - Ax. - Oh! 52 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,939 Remember to land in the fire. 53 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,620 [imitates explosion] Big sparks. 54 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:49,777 Don't touch me! 55 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:52,313 If anyone is gonna throw me, it's me. 56 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,483 Next time, we're doing my idea. 57 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,950 [grunts] For Yuria! 58 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,053 NARRATOR: Behold, Yuria. 59 00:02:00,154 --> 00:02:02,556 Once a land of peace and prosperity, 60 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:05,058 until the evil giant, Death Adder, 61 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:06,994 used the legendary Golden Axe 62 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:10,130 to slay the gods and take power. 63 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:13,567 But, out of the darkness, three heroes emerged. 64 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:17,137 Ax Battler, Barbarian warrior. 65 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:20,308 Tyris Flare, Master of Magic. 66 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:23,977 And malodorous battle dwarf, Gilius Thunderhead. 67 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,313 Ah! 68 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:28,081 Together, they defeated Death Adder. 69 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,720 But somehow Death Adder survived. 70 00:02:32,721 --> 00:02:34,654 Because, otherwise, what would they do? 71 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,056 There would be no bad guy. 72 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,086 And he used the power of the Golden Axe 73 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,927 to resume his conquest. 74 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:43,664 Now our heroes must face him once again on... 75 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,368 Now back to Gilius landing in the fire. 76 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:50,169 There's gonna be big sparks. 77 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,672 For Yuria! 78 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:53,723 [grunting] 79 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,343 Whoa, big sparks. 80 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,176 Damn, those are distracting. 81 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,712 Who's ready to die? 82 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,047 Oh, shit. 83 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,449 BOTH: For Yuria! 84 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,684 [both grunt] 85 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,753 [both gasp, shout] 86 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,055 [grunting] 87 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,228 - [shouting] - [whimpers] 88 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,898 [grunting] 89 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,067 - [chuckles] Oh! - [grunting] 90 00:03:20,068 --> 00:03:22,168 Hey, do you consider yourself 91 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:23,637 more of a pig or a skeleton? 92 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:24,838 Don't put me in a box. 93 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,340 I can be more than one thing. 94 00:03:26,341 --> 00:03:27,540 - [grunts] - [groans] 95 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,709 Now you're more than one dead. 96 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,011 That worked, right? 97 00:03:31,012 --> 00:03:32,111 Eh, not really. 98 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:33,213 Save the girl! 99 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:34,281 [groans] 100 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:35,716 You may kill me, 101 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,251 but I will spill her blood 102 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:40,621 as Death Adder commands. 103 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,055 Death Adder is dead. 104 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:43,457 We saw to that. 105 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:46,727 As long as he possesses the Golden Axe, 106 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,330 he can never truly die. 107 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:51,431 Aw, crap. He possesses it, doesn't he? 108 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,866 No, please! 109 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,067 Stop, fiend! 110 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,737 [grunting] 111 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,907 [screams] 112 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,276 [grunts] 113 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:06,880 Thank you. [sniffs] 114 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,750 [retches] Does anyone else smell swamp rat? 115 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:11,752 - BOTH: It's a regular rat. - Gah! 116 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:14,322 We must spread word of Death Adder's return. 117 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:16,757 [whistles] 118 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:19,327 ? 119 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:20,994 Gilius, where is your steed? 120 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,095 Oh, he probably found something dead. 121 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,498 Hey, Chicken Leg! 122 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,967 [whistles softly] 123 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:34,106 My, um, beast is rideable, if you'd like a way home. 124 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,876 Or to your boyfriend's house. 125 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,277 Do you have a boyfriend? 126 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,146 Oh. [scoffs] I actually 127 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,914 really like to walk. 128 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,450 You may ride with me. 129 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:43,984 Okay. [chuckles] 130 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,285 You're so pretty. 131 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:47,388 I know. 132 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:49,557 That was your fault. 133 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,325 You were staring at her. 134 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:54,595 NARRATOR: Elsewhere in Yuria, 135 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:57,598 another hero prepares to take on Death Adder. 136 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,800 HAMPTON: This carriage is so authentic. 137 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,683 There's dirty hay and everything. 138 00:05:01,684 --> 00:05:03,870 I'm just used to riding in private coaches. 139 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:06,474 But if I'm to start my career as an adventurer, 140 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,776 I must be among my people. 141 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:11,545 My sleeping people, huh. 142 00:05:11,546 --> 00:05:14,080 Must not be the first time they've met a young man like me 143 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,817 with dreams of becoming a legendary warrior. 144 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,318 Ow! You are awake. 145 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,887 If you don't stop yapping, 146 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,427 I'll cut out your tongue, boy. 147 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:22,856 I'm no boy, old lady. 148 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,006 I am a man. 149 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,225 Nay, a hero. 150 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,962 A hero known as Hampton Squib. Ow! 151 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,264 [busy chatter] 152 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:36,336 And so my heroic journey begins. 153 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:39,006 Whereth be citizens in need of protection? 154 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:40,340 [gasps] 155 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,543 ? ? 156 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,546 Oh, my gods, it's them. 157 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:49,717 [laughter, indistinct chatter] 158 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,020 Watch your ale, Gilius. 159 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,422 At first light, we must set out 160 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:56,623 to confront Death Adder. 161 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,692 Ugh! Again? What's the point? 162 00:05:58,693 --> 00:06:00,493 Are you suggesting we do nothing? 163 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,695 Do you not remember the tyranny of his rule? 164 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:03,863 What about your dead brother? 165 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:04,914 Or my dead mother? 166 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,734 He killed both of my parents. 167 00:06:06,735 --> 00:06:09,502 All that was left of them was my mother's battle bikini. 168 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:12,906 I know it covers too much, but I wear it to honor her. 169 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:14,442 [sniffles] Sorry. 170 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:16,744 I can't tell the story without crying. 171 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,245 What I'm saying is, 172 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,747 we already killed Death Adder once. 173 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:22,882 What's to stop him from returning again? 174 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,952 This time we kill him for good. 175 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,354 Until he's dead, all the way. 176 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:30,791 If we're gonna do that, then we need an actual plan. 177 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,561 Let me guess: your plan is to sneak up on Death Adder, 178 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:35,696 knock him out, steal his clothes- 179 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:39,066 No. I say we go after 180 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:42,069 the Emerald Blade. 181 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,271 ? The Emerald Blade. ? 182 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,539 The hell? 183 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:47,908 Gilius, the Emerald Blade's just a myth. 184 00:06:47,909 --> 00:06:49,476 Did you guys not hear that, the singing? 185 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:51,612 - What if it's not? - The sky turned green. 186 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:54,247 What if the giants really did create a weapon 187 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:58,519 powerful enough to defeat the Golden Axe? 188 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,252 The giants have been gone for a century! 189 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,623 We don't have time for your fairy tales. 190 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,492 We're going to do what we do best: 191 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:07,002 face a series of progressively harder enemies 192 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,497 until we have a big final battle with Death Adder. 193 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:11,431 Great. Maybe when we get there, 194 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,800 you can throw me at him. 195 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,635 I was thinking the same thing. 196 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,269 - Am I a joke to you? - Your plan is. 197 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,106 We all have our roles, Gilius. 198 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:21,809 I'm a natural leader, full of great ideas. 199 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,277 Tyris is also a natural leader 200 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:25,946 with equally great ideas. 201 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,447 How do I fit in? 202 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,448 You're the tip of the spear. 203 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,752 Strong, reliable, deadly. [chuckles] 204 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,453 I'm more than a weapon! 205 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:36,022 You'd see that, but it's all, "Shut up and chop our enemies 206 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,691 with your axe, Gilius." 207 00:07:37,692 --> 00:07:39,125 What else would you do with an axe? 208 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,293 I don't know! 209 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:42,129 You never let me find out! 210 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,164 I'm going after the Emerald Blade, 211 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,866 and you can't come. 212 00:07:45,867 --> 00:07:48,200 Fine, you have three days to get this out of your system. 213 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,903 After that, we ride without you. 214 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,272 No, I ride without you. 215 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:54,942 That's right, Gilius Thunderhead 216 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:57,310 is going solo. 217 00:07:57,444 --> 00:08:00,180 Who? Oh, right, Gilius Dundermed, of course! 218 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:06,519 NARRATOR: And so, Gilius set out in search 219 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,021 of the Emerald Blade 220 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,457 with Chicken Leg, his trusty... 221 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:13,561 mutant thing as his only companion. 222 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,629 He faced countless challenges. 223 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:18,899 Many of which would've been made easier with the help of a team. 224 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:22,002 Like quicksand, this would've been way simpler 225 00:08:22,003 --> 00:08:23,970 if he had someone to throw him a branch. 226 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:26,305 Help me, Chicken- [gurgling] 227 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,141 Now he's sleeping in a fire? 228 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,409 That's sad. 229 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:30,978 Oh, no, there goes the tunic. 230 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,013 Let's just cut to when he gets there. 231 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,816 Oh, hell yeah! 232 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,517 That looks sick. 233 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,221 GILIUS: "All who enter 234 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,691 "in search of the Emerald Blade 235 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,393 will die a thousand deaths." 236 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:47,995 This is the place! 237 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:53,834 [grunts] 238 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,468 Ha-ha! 239 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:59,106 Next time, make your door out of something stronger than skulls. 240 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,475 [echoing] Echo! 241 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:03,877 Huh? 242 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,714 [snarling nearby] 243 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,182 [growling] 244 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,351 Die, creature of darkness! 245 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,020 [yelps] 246 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,823 Don't s-sneak up on a battle dwarf, you fool. 247 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,490 I almost chopped you. 248 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:18,792 Oh, my God. 249 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,894 Did you just bury your axe in the rock? 250 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,528 How strong are you? 251 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:23,996 Why have you been following me? 252 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,066 I was at the tavern and I recognized you. 253 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:29,670 You are the mighty Gilius Thunderhead. 254 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,438 I'm a huge fan. 255 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:34,775 You, Ax, and Tyris, I mean, you're my heroes. 256 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:35,925 Go on. 257 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,603 Can I ask one question about Ax? 258 00:09:37,604 --> 00:09:39,511 Does he put anything in his hair to get that volume? 259 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,048 No, it's natural. 260 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,749 What do you want? 261 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,416 I was hoping 262 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,219 I could join your quest. 263 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,721 Go home, boyo. 264 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,289 I work alone. 265 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,791 But En-Nesryi says, 266 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,425 "The hero who quests alone 267 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,060 will die far from home." 268 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,063 Oh, you studied with En-Nesryi? 269 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:59,231 Yes, I majored in daggers. 270 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,068 Aah! Uh... 271 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,236 It's hard to get them to bounce like that. 272 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,120 You know what, you can come with me. 273 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,339 In fact... 274 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,541 why don't you go first? 275 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,377 Really? You won't regret this. 276 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:11,745 I'm Hampton, by the way. 277 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,513 Good for you. 278 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:17,284 Oh, man, my first real adventure! 279 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,751 [rumbles] 280 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:21,321 Found the trap on the first try. 281 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,957 [echoes] Have fun in the hole. 282 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,125 [grunting] 283 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,763 [Hampton] There is a large dead snake down here. 284 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,431 Hello? 285 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:32,800 [yelps] 286 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,468 Aah! There's a bunch of little alive ones, too. 287 00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:41,173 Come on, I feel like you're not even giving this a chance. 288 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,276 I'm not ignoring your suggestion. 289 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,912 I just think it's stupid. 290 00:10:44,913 --> 00:10:47,246 Why does guarding the corridor have to be boring? 291 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,949 We're reanimated skeletons. 292 00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:51,417 We should lie on the ground, pretend to be normal, 293 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,686 dead skeletons, then when someone walks by, 294 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:56,356 we grab their ankles and scare the crap out of them. 295 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:59,458 [chuckles] That is such tiny skeleton thinking. 296 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,128 I'm normal-sized. 297 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:04,097 - You guys are huge. - Oh, oh, oh. [chuckles] 298 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,464 Thanks for the helmet. 299 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,633 Guys, give it back. 300 00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:08,100 - Pretend you're dead... - Give it! 301 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,335 ...and you can have it back. 302 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,638 GILIUS: Hey! 303 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:15,575 Why don't you pick on someone my size? 304 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,010 [both shout] 305 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:20,914 [grunting] 306 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,651 What a couple of bullies. 307 00:11:24,652 --> 00:11:26,886 Sorry those guys were being so tough on you. 308 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,556 I know what it's like to be disrespected 309 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,158 by your colleagues. 310 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,326 Like this one time, Ax and Tyris... 311 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,690 - [grunting] - Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop! 312 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,999 I was on your side! 313 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,836 Stupid creatures of the dark. 314 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,644 [strains] 315 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:54,347 Must be a hidden switch. 316 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,550 ? 317 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,123 [rumbling] 318 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:07,060 Ha! Easy. 319 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,231 Ah, damn it. 320 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,539 Yeah, I've got this. 321 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,041 [grunts] 322 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,010 Ah, dragon dick! 323 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,412 Okay, I need to be a little bit faster. 324 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,248 [grunting] 325 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,218 A little bit faster. [grunts] 326 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,386 Faster. [grunts] 327 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,889 Got to go faster. [grunting] 328 00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:37,023 Ow! 329 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,074 [groans] 330 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,893 Maybe slower. 331 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,494 Huh? 332 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,531 Ha-ha! I did it! 333 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,566 - What did I do? - HAMPTON: Hi! 334 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:47,766 [groans] 335 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,936 Two switches. 336 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,736 Hardly even a puzzle, am I right? 337 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,604 I told you to wait in the snake pit. 338 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,307 Checking for more traps? 339 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,409 Smart. If I've learned anything today, 340 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:59,279 it's snake ribs are nature's ladders, and- 341 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,381 Go back to the pit. 342 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:03,951 HAMPTON: Mean! 343 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,288 [echoing] It wasn't a myth. 344 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,425 ? The Emerald Blade, the Emerald Blade ? 345 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,593 ? The Emerald Blade, the Emerald Blade ? 346 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,464 ? The Emerald Blade, the Emerald Blade. ? 347 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,771 Ye seek the blade, true, 348 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,940 but ye must taste Moggabog's blood 349 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,108 before ye can possess it. 350 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,811 Almost forgot about the 1,000-year-old troll. 351 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,646 Moggagabog, was it? 352 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,482 Moggabog. 353 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,951 Accent on the "bog." 354 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,653 Ha! I'm not learning how to say that. Aah! 355 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:44,624 [grunting] 356 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,993 [groans] 357 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,461 Taste my axe, troll. 358 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,630 - [laughing] - [shouts] 359 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,001 [yelling] 360 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,568 - [laughing] - [exclaims] 361 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,005 Moggabog laughs at you. 362 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,241 Truly one of the most pathetic creatures 363 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,976 Moggabog has ever faced. 364 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,611 [shouts] 365 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,680 Wait, how did you get past the puzzle door? 366 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,282 It takes two people. 367 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,416 Not for me. 368 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,784 I work alone. 369 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:15,155 - Oh, that's sad. - No, it's not. 370 00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:17,823 But you're missing the best part of being an adventurer. 371 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:20,492 The friendships you forge along the way. 372 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,827 That can be a small part of it, 373 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,296 but there's also the money. 374 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,631 The money? 375 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,901 Oh, you are so, so sad. 376 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,869 Uh-uh, I'm not, I'm not sad. 377 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,704 You're the one that's sad, down here all alone. 378 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,208 Not by choice. 379 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,644 Moggabog would love a companion. 380 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,513 But every time Moggabog meets someone new, 381 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,515 he is forced to kill them. 382 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:43,816 But you, 383 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,853 you choose to be alone? 384 00:14:46,854 --> 00:14:48,520 - [Moggabog crying] - Are you crying? 385 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,490 No! Maybe. 386 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,592 It's just... 387 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,727 [sobbing] 388 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:58,565 Moggabog so lonely. [crying] 389 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:04,071 Gilius not sure what to say right now. 390 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,705 Moggabog sorry. 391 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,008 That was building up for a while. 392 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,042 Okay. Okay. 393 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,312 Moggabog ready to eat you now. 394 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,214 - You need a second? - No, no. 395 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,416 The devouring of your flesh will cheer me. 396 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,019 [chuckles] Okay. 397 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,054 [both exhale] 398 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,222 Die! 399 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,525 [groaning] 400 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:30,030 ? The Emerald Blade. ? 401 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,900 [grunting] 402 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,402 Ha-ha! 403 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:36,903 [rocks rumbling] 404 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,738 Gilius! There was a boulder by one of the switches. 405 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,374 I slid it over and- 406 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,043 Did you kill a troll? 407 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,112 You do have a friend. 408 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,746 He's not my friend. 409 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:52,718 Please, let me hold it for one second? 410 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:55,488 I just want to hack some rocks or a bush or something? 411 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,424 The Emerald Blade isn't a toy. 412 00:15:57,425 --> 00:15:59,225 Besides, I need to get back to town 413 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:01,276 before Ax and Tyris go after Death Adder. 414 00:16:01,277 --> 00:16:02,928 You're gonna get back together with them? 415 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,364 Is it because I helped you learn the value of a good team? 416 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,055 Oh, they'll be the ones learning. 417 00:16:07,056 --> 00:16:08,867 Learning how right I was about the Emerald Blade! 418 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,104 - Hyah! [laughs] - [gasps] 419 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,940 [indistinct chatter] 420 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,408 AX: Gentle villagers, 421 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,276 fear not, for this day, 422 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,279 I set out to defeat Death Adder. 423 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:23,115 Along with my loyal, brave companions: Tyris Flare... 424 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,317 [cheering] 425 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,618 ...and our valued third team member, 426 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,555 the brave and mighty warrior. 427 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,258 [chuckles] They must've seen me riding into town. 428 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,861 I speak, of course, of Chronos Lait! 429 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,997 [chuckles] That's me, baby. 430 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,332 Huh? 431 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,242 - [cheering] - Thank you, thank you. 432 00:16:41,243 --> 00:16:43,001 I look forward to saving the kingdom. 433 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,771 And hey, keep a warm bowl of milk ready for when I get back. 434 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:49,175 Lick, lick, kitty's gonna be thirsty from kicking ass. 435 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,744 I leave for three days 436 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,181 and they replace me with Chronos Lait? 437 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,983 He has zero battle skills, he's just a cat man. 438 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,818 Sure, but he's got charisma. 439 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,852 Plus, he's a great dancer. 440 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,293 ? Scratch, scratch, shimmy ? 441 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,756 ? Shimmy, do the Chronos. ? 442 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:04,723 [growls] 443 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:08,195 We will save Yuria! 444 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,378 [cheering] 445 00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:10,496 CHRONOS: * Do the Chronos. ? 446 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,998 [laughter] 447 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,334 They were my best friends. 448 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,304 And they just decide to replace me with a dancing cat. 449 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,671 Panther man. 450 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,508 Oh, thank you for your devotion to accuracy. 451 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,143 ? Do the Chronos. ? 452 00:17:23,144 --> 00:17:25,477 Whoa, looks like you're taking your friends 453 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,814 replacing you with a cat man pretty hard, eh? 454 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,216 Panther man. 455 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,551 You don't need those lousy ex-friends. 456 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,853 You've got the Emerald Blade. 457 00:17:33,854 --> 00:17:35,020 Oh, yes! 458 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,257 The legendary Emerald Blade. 459 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,691 [gasps] 460 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,059 It's useless. 461 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,028 It's so dull, it can't cut butter. 462 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,452 You're still the mighty Gilius Thunderhead. 463 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,233 And I'm the soon-to-be mighty Hampton Squib. 464 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,203 Even if I were gonna go after Death Adder, 465 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,539 I would never go with you. 466 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:53,722 Why not? 467 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,308 Because you're useless. 468 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,075 I've seen you in a fight. 469 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,110 No, you haven't. 470 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,712 True, but I imagined it. 471 00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:01,380 You'll be dead the first time we run 472 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,516 into any little creature of the darkness. 473 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,618 Leave me be. 474 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:09,255 You know what? You're a stinky, drunk asshole 475 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,725 with no friends, and that mutant you ride is weird. 476 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:16,563 I may be an asshole, but you're an untrained fool. 477 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,031 Your teacher, En-Nesryi, I met him. 478 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,482 He was there one time when I fought Death Adder. 479 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,603 He pissed his pants and passed out in fear. 480 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,938 True story. 481 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,774 No wonder your friends ditched you for a cat. 482 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,909 BOTH: Panther man. 483 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,911 Help! The village is under attack! 484 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,414 [grunts] 485 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,283 D-D-Death Adder's minions! 486 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,117 Ah, shit. 487 00:18:42,615 --> 00:18:45,791 This town belongs to the demon lord. 488 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,259 Supplicate yourselves! 489 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,529 [groaning, grunting] 490 00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:52,764 - What do I do? - Get in there and fight them. 491 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,434 Yes, sir! 492 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,584 Sir? 493 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,935 Damn right. 494 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,638 [grunting] 495 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,138 [whimpers, shouts] 496 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,139 Oh, my back! 497 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,474 You don't throw someone. 498 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,775 That's disrespectful. 499 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,777 What are you gonna do about it? 500 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,947 [grunting] 501 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,785 I thought he was drunk? 502 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,621 Oh, he's extremely drunk. 503 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,489 [grunts] 504 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,625 [distorted roar] 505 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:19,808 Gilius! 506 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:22,429 [grunts] 507 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,796 Huh? 508 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,299 ? The Emerald Blade. ? 509 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,668 [groans] 510 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,404 That thing was dull. 511 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,528 HAMPTON: Did you see that? 512 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,174 The Emerald Blade lit up. 513 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,325 What does it mean? 514 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:39,678 It means we can stab our enemies in the dark. 515 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:43,349 And you might not be totally useless on this quest. 516 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,851 So I'm coming, really? 517 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,985 The two of us taking down Death Adder? 518 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,988 Yes, before anyone else does. 519 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,138 Is it a race? 520 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,124 Of course it's a race. 521 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,495 A race to save Yuria! 522 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,764 Hey, when the Emerald Blade lit up, 523 00:19:57,765 --> 00:19:59,565 do you think it's because it chose me? 524 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,834 Ha! There's no such thing as chosen ones. 525 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:05,004 If there were, they would have at least gone through puberty 526 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,040 and not be some little boy. 527 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,443 [whimpers, grunting] 528 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,112 I am a man! 529 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,515 ? ? 530 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,984 NARRATOR: And so begins the final quest 531 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,519 against Death Adder. 532 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,754 Fate has not chosen who will prevail, 533 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:25,224 the armies of the damned or the drunken battle dwarf 534 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,858 and his anxious virgin. 535 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:30,730 Either way, Yuria will never be the same. 536 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,566 HAMPTON: Gilius! 537 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,737 Gilius! Gilius! 538 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:43,175 The Emerald Blade has been unearthed. 539 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:47,246 It can only be wielded by the Chosen One. 540 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,183 Bring them to me. 541 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,218 Yes, my liege. 542 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,455 [sinister laughter] 543 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:59,359 [others laughing] 544 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:03,094 [laughter continues] 545 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,265 What do you think they're laughing about? 546 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,871 ? ? 547 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,531 MAN: Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! 548 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,225 Chirp. 549 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:37,229 [production theme] 550 00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:41,829 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0